neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via hotboyproblems)

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oinkaloink:

'no homo' god says as he puts the male g-spot up their anus

(via hotboyproblems)

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pmon3y69:

Are you a man and you’re against abortion? Get a vasectomy. Problem solved.

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coralisbadillo:

warpedlamp:

When a plan goes off without a hitch when it shouldn’t have worked at all.

image

#this chicken is dangerous

(via ruinedchildhood)

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ghosturs:

*stays alive just in case things get better*

(via memewhore)

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salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

(Source: salmonpynk, via hotboyproblems)

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iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

iiiarclight:

give em the ol razzle dazzle

(Source: babygirleady, via death-by-lulz)

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ruinedchildhood:Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

ruinedchildhood:

Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via ruinedchildhood)

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Anonymous asked: The current hairstyle you have, what's it called? I want to have that hair style because it looks freaking cool as fuck


Answer:

pmon3y69:

its called the pmon3y69, patent pending.

fuck you, pay me.

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

(via teamrocketing)

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