starllex:

mom: did you get your grades back?

me: no

mom: really? cause your teacher called.

me: 

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(via death-by-lulz)

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104919
Posted
6 days ago

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

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purposefully offending a bad friend

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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204348
Posted
6 days ago
literallyunbelievable:

I suspect genetics plays a role

literallyunbelievable:

I suspect genetics plays a role

(Source: The Onion, via pmon3y69)

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9761
Posted
6 days ago

boyexemplified:

aliens don’t wanna hang out with us because we’re embarrassing and also still capitalist

(via tsav)

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5304
Posted
1 week ago

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via hotboyproblems)

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Posted
1 week ago

coldas-cactuses:

potterbird:

Daniel Radcliffe's acceptance speech for the Man of the Year Glamour Award, 2013. (x)

I think he’s getting better with age. Good for him, honestly.

(via alchemyisfun)

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185895
Posted
1 week ago

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

(via ruinedchildhood)

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195922
Posted
1 week ago

hiowl:

missmania244:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

The turtle one

If this doesn’t make ur day better u are wrong and you can go

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via alchemyisfun)

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1097609
Posted
1 week ago

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

my-dads-the-king-of-hell:

so apparently an arm can sell on the black market for $885, ($500 for the shoulder plus $385 for the hand an forearm) 

and a leg can sell for $500 (at least thats the lowest price of an albino leg so im guessing here) 

So when someone says “That’ll cost an arm ad a leg” they are roughly asking for $1,335

which is less than i would have guessed. 

i didn’t spend this much time researching the cost of limbs on the black market for one note

(via alchemyisfun)

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65531
Posted
1 week ago
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